What is Size Matters?
This one-of-a-kind game is all dice, and all-adult. Roll the big, purple dice and try for a 2—that’s your balls. And then you want 1s to grow your shaft. The longer it is, the more points you score. But be careful you could get cock-blocked by not rolling any 1s.
Sometimes, stuff happens
Once you stop with the purple dice, you gotta roll the bulbous die. It could give you more points with a piercing, vasectomy or pills; or take away points with whiskey dick, blue balls or cold water.
You know you want it
It’s a simple, but highly amusing, game! So, like a lot of things involving manhood, this game’s about luck and risk