Baxter's Top Fave NSFW Goodies!

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Okay...you naughty folk still here? Let's go 😈

 

Kiwis Versus Morality

 

Here we are in a time of insanity. We got COVID, weird political shit and to top it all off - we're meant to be doing Christmas in a couple weeks. The best remedy - a cheeky game of Kiwis Versus Morality.

We (because we made it here at Game Kings 😉) put so much spice into this game you might think it was a box of Nando's peri peri chips! Definitely NSFW and DEFINITELY not for the faint of heart, KVM will have you in stiches with all the relatable and disgustingly kiwis references.

Don't forget to check out the Black Box and COVID expansions too for some added spice.

Scrawl

What I often refer to as 'Pictionary but Chinese Whispers', Scrawl is the PERFECT party game with a naughty spin. Basically, each player gets a card and draws their prompt. They pass it on to the next person who has to write down what they think the drawing was. They pass THAT on and the next player has to draw what they guessed and on it goes. 

Basically, you'll end up with a series of hilarious and completely senseless little comic strips that are 100% guaranteed to get everyone struggling for breath through their laughter. Seriously, Scrawl is SUCH a good party game.

The Girls Just Wanna Get Drunk

 

Look. If you're a girls night and you wanna get shit-faced - The Girls Just Wanna Get Drunk is the game for you. 

Technically you could get the fellas in on it too but they won't end up as drunk with cards like 'The babe with the biggest boobs has to drink'. 

As a male fox I don't have a lot to say about this one but Poppy has had some great evenings on this one. She didn't say so but her dumb snapchats sure did.

F**k The Game

 

Try playing F**k The Game drunk - I dare you. This bite sized little game is about saying the right word at the right time. Fuck it up (I assume I can say fuck in a blog about NSFW games) and you'll be drinkin' mate. At least that's how I play it - I don't know if that parts in the rules...👀

Pick Your Poison (The NSFW version obviously)

 

Pick Your Poison is a great way to learn more about your mates...or the strangers you met at the party. Its a game of this or that: would you rather A. Participate in a Nursing Home orgy or B. Let Google publish your entire search history. 

See what kinda dodgy shit everyone has hidden in their closets and try not to be too obvious about yours!

Cards Against Humanity

 

I think the best part of Cards Against Humanity is the expansion packs. While the base game is great, adding things like the Weed pack and the 2000s Nostalgia pack not only personalise the game to your specific tastes but they extend the game so your sessions can last that much longer! 

A classic NSFW game that should be on every party gamers shelf for sure.

Sexy sexy sex games

 

Look, I'm not about to judge you for your sexual antics. Mostly because I'm not gonna ask about them and I don't wanna know. But basically, I'll slipping these in here JUST in case you're the type of kinky deviant who wants a board game to tell them what to do. Also Intimate Adventures contains a little whip which uh...I hear is quite popular these days.

Drinking Games

 

Sure, you could down a bottle of Tequila but sometimes drinking is a bit more fun when you add a game to it. My personal fave is Buzzed - its SUPER easy (because come on, when you're shit-faced you aren't going to be reading rules) and it's got the funniest cards out of the drinking games I've tried. 


There are HEAPS of great NSFW picks when it comes to games but these are my top recommendations. Make sure you check out our collection of NSFW gifts though - you might find some little gem that is PERFECT for you

Ka kite fam xx

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